Nobody Wants This

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He wins them over with ease.

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Joanne is a different story.

Their wives are under strict orders from Esther to hate Joanne no matter what.

Theyll grow to like you is not a solution to this problem!

Rachel designs inspirational chokers, which seems like an oxymoron but is real Joanne rocks one at the game.

She gives Joanne nothing.

She calls up Morgan, who doesnt waste any time coming to her sisters side.

She has one move in her playbook to get them on her sisters side: Get them all shit-faced.

The boys are terrible.

The thought of Sasha yelling Kobe!

before tossing brick after brick will never not bring me joy.

It looks like all the WAGs, as it were, have a great time together.

Joanne considers this all a win for her.

(Not the Matzah Ballers; they definitely lose.

It is close, though!)

Joanne and Esther arent friends, but shes definitely softening to her, even if Esther wont admit it.

On the other side of the court, things are getting spicy between Sasha and Esther, too.

Sasha knowingly tells his wife not to start drama because she clearly did this to stir some shit up.

The only problem, however, is that the only person this actually hurts is Rebecca.

Joanne and Noah never see her or know shes there but she spots them, and it crushes her.

This is actually a terrible thing to do to your friend!!

It throws her Joanne is spiraling again!

Morgan and Joanne have seemingly never met even a halfway decent guy in their lives.

The Roklov brothers are really opening up their eyes to this whole other side of life!

Im keeping my fingers crossed that this show doesnt venture to do anything weird with this pairing.

Let these weirdos be best friends!

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