Nobody Wants This
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Thats love, baby!
Or a terrible choice that will only lead to heartbreak.
We shall see in due time!
More than one person wants to know why he was standing so close to that woman.
Noahs dad, Ilan, however, asks the important first question: Does she have a degree?
Of course, the most upset at this new revelation is Noahs mother, Bina.
He asked me to wait outside, but not in a bad way, she tells her.
Is there a good way?
Morgan responds, cringing on her sisters behalf before swinging by to get Joanne out of there.
Shes right its not a great sign that he immediately pushed her out of sight from everyone he knows.
They cant, right?
Hes just, like, so nice and funny.
Its really throwing me.
The sister and brother pairs hop in the car, and it gets awkward almost immediately.
The brother is brutal, ogre emoji, vomit emoji gets blasted out loud for everyone to hear.
What does Jewish look like to you?
Does my brother not look like he could control the media?
They also remind the women that there are a lot of very handsome Jewish guys out there.
Paul Rudd, for one.
And have you ever seen a young Mandy Patinkin?
They sufficiently shame Joanne and Morgan and move on.
As Noah explains, Sasha wasnt even really offended: Hes just happy people are talking about him.
She does not want to be someCall Her Daddyknockoff.
When Morgan scoffs at not wanting a $60 million podcast deal, Joanne has to walk it off.
For now, this fight means two things.
Naturally, Sasha isnt offended at all hes just happy to be out in public with other people.
Its, like, kind of a lot to ask of a podcast, but okay.
She also seems deadly serious about running her husband over if he doesnt get in the car right now.
1 and whore No.2.
Noah is not deterred.
She is not anything he expected.
He is absolutely convinced this is the truth after a meeting with a married couple hes counseling.
It works the couple actually starts talking to each other.
He immediately texts Joanne and asks for one dinner as a friend.
Joanne comes in hot.
She swears she isnt staying.
This is too messy and she warned him she was not looking for messy.
She takes off her jacket.
That is so fucking hot.
Dont worry, friends, the kissing is coming.
She tells him to get back together with her.
Maybe they should have one good-bye kiss, Joanne suggests.
This woman did not understand the chaos she would be unleashing with this request.
You know he is serious.
Guys, he is so, so serious.
This kiss is a very good kiss from which it took me several minutes to recover.
Like, I know Adam Brody is not Seth Cohen, but also, GET IT, SETH COHEN.
and then a second time by his phone ringing.
Even more concerning: He calls her back.
