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When shes my age, itll be 2057.

I dont even believe thats a real year.

My movies didnt go that high in fake years.

How am I going to talk to someone from 2057?

I have more in common with a pilgrim.

He blamed that discrepancy on growing up pre-internet, back when his entertainment options included county fairs.

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