Monarch
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Dottie Cantrell Roman, we hardly knew ye!
I mean, the woman was hell-bent on tormenting Canadian treasure Shania Twain even in the afterlife!
That is someone I want to watch!
How devastatingly unfair for us.
In the immediate aftermath of Dotties death, theres a lot going on.
That seems to beMonarchs M.O.
And yet Gigi still seems gutted by Dotties death.
In true queen fashion, Dottie has already planned out her entire funeral.
She has even prerecorded the narration, which, come on, you have to respect.
She requests that Twain, apparently archenemies after Dottie stole Man!
I Feel Like a Woman!
for herself and it was a huge hit, sings one of Dotties biggest flops.
Thats queen shit, baby!
That burn is notarized, babes.
The funeral mostly goes off without a hitch.
Anyway, Albie and Ace end up duetting to Ed Sheerans Photograph in front of Dotties casket.
Its what happens after the funeral, however, that we really need to pay attention to.
So, yeah, thats a super-normal and healthy father-son relationship.
He compares the note to Nickys signature on her contract and realizes that Nicky wrote those notes.
She deserves to be caught!
Thats called leverage, kids.
Will Nicky be smart enough to use it when needed?
Honestly, theres a fifty-fifty shot with that lady.
Unfortunately for him, as he pulls out onto the road, a cop spots him.
Albie heads home, where Nicky is waiting for him.
Just then, theres a knock at the door and its the police; they have questions for Albie.
So thats not great for him nor Nicky.
What are those two up to?
Liner Notes
Daaaang, that Wade guy is really giving Nicky some eyes.
You know the ones (theyre horny).
Nicky needs to drop her douchey husband and hook up with this cowboy sooner rather than later.
Its part of the grieving process.
Speaking of Wade, is he a dummy?
Something tells me that intel might come in handy in the future.
We also meet a mother-daughter duo, Catt and Ana.
Thats a 10/10 no notes situation for me.
