Day 24: How Low Can You Go?
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When it comes to reality television, the shit floats to the top.
Enter TLCs psychological experimentMILF Manor.
Their suitors, unbeknownst to them prior to their arrival, are one anothers sons!
8.Jimmy Loves Feet (Episode One)
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Its … her feet, which Jimmy talks about in stunningly deep detail.
Not to kink shame, but some things should maybe be kept to ourselves!
7.Abs Feel-Up Contest (Episode One)
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Shannan audibly moans after asking, Whos ready for a checkup at the doctors office?
Kelle, after feeling up Jimmys abs, yells, I wanted you to be my son!
6.Joey Needs the Milk (Episode Two)
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Joey is one of the strangest characters this show has to offer.
Hes a 20-year-old budding real-estate agent and bartender.
5.Charlenes Speed Dating (Episode Four)
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Of all the MILFs, Charlene is perhaps the most interesting.
Charlene immediately gets to the point: Are you good in bed?
How important is that big booty?
Are you a butt man?
4.Underwear Selection (Episode Seven)
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But it also leads to Ryan putting thongs between his teeth.
Jimmy is, in fact, right: Its sus if you recognize your moms underwear.
3.SoYoungs Revelation (Episode Two)
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The test subjects deliver, using the game to air out their personal skeletons in the closet.
Jimmy, on the other hand, experiences what I can only call an emotional short circuit.
Its an excruciating bit of television for all the wrong reasons.
2.Disco Mammis Racist Tirade (Episode Two)
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People will talk a lot about the reality-television villains of the year.
However, the back half of episode two is equally vile in a different way.
and, in a mocking accent, No mas!
When Pola says its her first language, Kelle replies, Youre not here to speak your first language.
Mind you as Stefany says later in her confessional the villa is in Mexico.
1.Sex Ed (Episode Five)
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For the experienced older women to show the young men how its done.
you’re free to guess where that leads.
(Though isnt that what the entirety ofMILF Manoris at the end of the day?)
Terrible, depraved stuff.
I need six more seasons.
