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Once upon a time, Jason Statham was the king of silly action flicks.
He could punch a dudes head into a helicopter tail rotor.
you’re free to imagine how things go from there.
(Theres even aJaws 2reference, just to double-check were not keeping our standards too high.)
Theyre not, but its fun to dream.
