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Also stagnating isReal Housewives of New Jersey, whichwill start filming in August.
The cast of season 14 will be exactly the same as season 13, including both Teresa and Melissa.
The only people who are going to be fighting more than those two are Kim and Kroy.
But there is one thing in the Bravo-sphere that is about to change dramatically:RHONY.
But first, and girl you knew this was coming, we have to talk about Kyle and Mauricio.
Dame Brian Moylan, President and Founder of the Housewives Institute
Good-bye,Kylericio?
What we talk about when we talk about Kyle and Mauricios separation.
Gossip writers need holidays too!
(Theres a great breakdown ofthe theories and evidence here.
Im not gonna lie, Im kind of convinced, but naturally its all guesswork.)
However, yes, we have had a rough year.
The most challenging one of our marriage.
But we both love and respect each other tremendously.
There has been no wrongdoing on anyones part.
Although we are in the public eye, we ask to be able to work through our issues privately.
There are a few things about all of this the Institute needs to address.
The first is the inclination of fans to go full-on amateur detective like theyre Misty fromYellowjackets.
(She is the best character on the show and the second season was amazing.
We will not be taking questions at this time.)
Kyle, for her part, seems to be officially fed up with this sort of behavior.
Kyleresponded, If yall like to read into every single crumb, read into this .
(Okay, the finger I understand, but theyall?
Is it because theyre all wearing cowboy hats from Kemo Sabe?)
is the sentence saying, We ask to be able to work through our issues privately.
Know who would have loved to work out their issues privately?
Denise Richards and her husband.
Know who else would have loved to work out her issues privately?
Kyle certainly didnt have any trouble airing those issues quite publicly.
Yes, the crew ofVanderpump Rulesgot cameras up again in the wake of Scandoval and that made total sense.
Not only was it a huge story, it affected theentirecast we needed to see how everyone would deal.
But we cant let this become the expectation every time theres breaking Bravoleb news.
Do we really need Crystal Kung Minkoff to get off her couch to go talk about Kyles marriage?
Sandoval was clearly waiting until filming wrapped to possibly dump Ariana and start his relationship with Raquel for real.
That didnt go according to plan.
), but it seems to be happening more frequently and Bravo wants to quash it.
After all, what good is Kyles separation if it cant be used for content and entertainment?
What Im saying is, as fans, lets let the whole thing play out.
Yes, were all excited for another Scandoval, but we cant jump the gun.
But if you ever want to talk about Bravo drama, know that my phone is always on vibrate.
MeetandGreet
Just exactly whoareall of these women on the newRHONY?
Thats why Im taking this opportunity to gossip about them with you before youve even seen the show.
Shes billed as an influencer but only has 400,000 followers (and thats after the cast reveal).
Ubah Hassan
Tagline:The secret ingredient?
Erin Dana Lichy
Tagline:Im a true New Yorker.
Maybe from her father, a former investment director?
Jessel Taank
Tagline:I always bring the flavor.
RHONYintheRearview
Looking back at the original premiere, the show is almost unrecognizable.
Remember Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen shopping for leopard-print gowns in a tiny boutique?
Remember Ramona Singers hot tennis pro taking off his shirt?
We essentially go around the horn and meet each of the women in turn.
Heres Ramona talking about her business buying clothes and then selling them to discount outlets.
Heres Jill showing us around Zarin fabrics.
Heres Bethenny in her sad little one-bedroom apartment talking about how she thinks the Hamptons are vulgar.
I wonder what future Hamptons house-flipper Bethenny thinks of that?
What we never get is the women interacting with each other.
But we dont see the match.
We dont see them with anyone but their families and their own friends.
Jenna Lyons goes over to Jessel Taanks house and meets her mother.
While they all have a nice lunch, Jessel tells us about her life.
(Meat and cheese together?
Definitely not kosher.)
brings home to the kids.
That and a 12-year-old Avery Singer being embarrassed by her mother.
And of course, our dearly departed Bobby.
Watching the old episode, I dont think about the past, I think about the present.
I think about how much time has passed in my own life since watching the original.
RecapHighlights
A selection of the best Vultures Bravo Recaps Industrial Complex had to offer this month.
Dare I say … its downright wholesome.
[Season 15, Episode 8]
Real Housewives of Orange County:Wait, what?
What did I just see?
Is this just practicing for being in the nursing home or getting a job in one?
Is this Ryans other kink?
Is Jenn an adult baby?
Jenn Pedranti is an adult baby.
(Not really, but we can pretend.)
Gary asks where they stand with each other, revealing his feelings for her.
I thought we were just having fun, Mads tells him.
Bravo to the Bravo producer who reminds him of this.
[Season 4 Finale]
