Mayfair Witches
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Well, that was weird.
I almost admireMayfair Witchesfor its commitment to absolute nonsense at all times.
But no, shes just big mad and ready to burn motherfuckers alive.
Plus shes tired of running after Keith through the woods.
First stop on Lashers magical mystery tour of the mind is Suzannes house.
Where it all began, he says cryptically, voice lowered to maximum husky.
The prophecy that says the 13th witch will be the door.
By which we actually mean sacred vessel.
A sacred vessel for a new, all-powerful Baby Lasher.
And, miracle of miracles, it is Ciprien who uncovers the whole horrific truth.
Ciprien says that without him, the prophecy wont be fulfilled, which doesnt actually track but whatever.
Cip is on a roll right now.
So Cortland is Rowans biological father and also an absolute monster.
Why did he do this?
I do not know.
But Jojo is a lot less shocked by all of this deeply disturbing information than youd think.
Lets have you psychic-touch more stuff.
Taill me of ze prophecy zat began when oor mozer Suzanne first bound hersailf to haim.
The 13th witch is the doorway.
Jojo and Cip shout, Sacred vessel!
in unison and then high-five.
Not really, but you get the idea.
Cipriens big plan now is to find Rowan and kidnap her newborn.
(Just boyfriend things!)
Its giving Thomas Jefferson.
It doesnt, and it doesnt matter.
Its the witching hour, baby.
Rowan leaps off her altar in terror and tries to run away but is pursued by her crawling infant.
(Question: How did Baby Lasher suddenly acquire a diaper?)
Does he just have to pick up the baby?
Is it like accepting the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into your heart?
Is there some sort of spell?
Our son, he amends.
So she shoos him away by shooting lighting bolts out of her eyes.
And thats the end.
What a bonkers way to end a bonkers season of television.
