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Next up is Maggie Winters.
My mom had my two older brothers, Bart and Liam, and my aunt had five boys.
It seemed like the universe didnt want more women in my family?
What unscripted or reality series do you think youd excel at?
What archetype do you think youd be?I am a huge Bravo girl.
Im in a group chat called Scary Island, and I polled them about this question.
I would need to work on getting abs ASAP, though maybe I could be their first plus-size friend.
The screen would say, MAGGIE, Plus-Size Friend.
The whole process still feels like a dream.
Its probably because its when Im the most calm and also not distracted by my phone/TV/everything.
So Ive really enjoyed trusting what comes to my brain in those moments.
(This can involve venue, audience, other comedians on the lineup, anything!
Halfway through our set (which was absolutely bad), one of them yelled, THIS SUCKS!
They all laughed and then left.
I wish I woulda popped off on them, but I was shaking in my boots.
Whats yours and why?What is absolutely up, you guys?!!!
I find myself saying this in almost all of my noncharacter TikToks, and I dont really know why.
Makes no sense, is fun to say!
Sorry to my English degree.
I think the first thing she says is I substituted chicken.
But I know there are people who actually say that!!!
I see it online constantly people who comment, Women arent funny.
Yeah friggin right, idiots.
Instead of commenting, order yourself a pizza and find peace quickly, like.
I tried to come up with something else, but its the one.
It was the 2005 Chicago White Soxs entrance song, and they won the World Series that year.
You have to make moves.
Post the vid, do the show, take the class, whateverrrr it is.
I also dont believe you have to grind yourself to death.
Take care of yourself.
Be a bitch who does it and does it on her own terms.
