Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake
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There are many occasions where I worry about the Housewives.
If a Housewife ever asks you on a boat, dont go.
One place Housewives always seemed safe, though, is in cars.
(Not limos, then you might find out that you stole your sisters house.)
Not Sonja and Lu.
Theyre behind the wheel of a four-by-four, and I am terrified.
Sonja doesnt like to buckle her seatbelt.
You have one job, and it is to keep Luanns eyes on the road.
Oh, and what about her bath later in the episode?
This is all going down as renovations are happening.
Sonja has a great plan for the door of her room.
Can I get that on a pair of underwear?
Or maybe a pillow?
Get that merch flowing, Sonjarita.
Well, not nothing.
She does offer Mike a Jell-O shot out of the freezer section of her minifridge.
Okay, I need to break this down a few steps.
First of all, why are there even freezer sections of minifridges?
Secondly, why does Sonja have Jell-O shots in her freezer?
Where did they come from?
How did they get there?
Sonja says that the dogs look happier now that they can shit outside.
This is where we see most starkly the difference in the work ethic between Luann and Sonja.
The reality of what the situation deserves seems to be somewhere in the middle.
Oh god, dont even show SonjaCheer.
Its the most unprofessional thing Ive ever seen, and I used to work with Anna Delvey.
(Would you like to hear about the foundation were starting?)
Thats how Im certain, no matter how little Sonja does, shes still doing an excellent job.
