Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake
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Im Rima, and Im filling in for Brian this week.
Lets get into it.
It doesnt matter that it starts with blood.
Four episodes in, this show continues to be wholesome.
Even if theyre settling into town, Luann and Sonja are still who they are.
Is Lu or Sonj cleaning up after Crappie Hour?
Its a higher-level emergency than a tooth popping out, but problem-solving is problem-solving.
Akash, by the way, barely reacts to the blood streaming from his foot.
Sonja, multiple sangrias in, breaks the news about the jungle-gym scarcity.
The mayor hopes they can still get the jungle gym, and thats kind of that.
Those are the stakes on this show, and thank God for that.
I cant believe Im saying this, but I dont want anything more complicated or upsetting.
This is Bravo Xanax.
Or how many balls can be on one animal?
Yup, Sonja, I think youve got it.
Time to see whos single at this thing.
Theres a guy whose lower third is Professional Testicle Eater.
Theres a pig with a first and last name.
She tells us, We stay one week here, just to eat balls.
And in case we werent sure, she adds, I love the balls.
She has an impeccable aura.
I would bury a body with her if she asked me to.
And thats why we love her!
Sonja wins a banana trophy and hopefully gets to keep the underwear for her reserves.
Sonjas focused on the goal, which is drumming up interest for auditions and also promoting the show.
She pulls out theBenton FolliesT-shirts they made to help advertise the show since everyone wears T-shirts here.
It sort of makes sense.
Yet this is a balls crowd.
If you like balls, youll love live theater feels like a hard sell.
I respect the hustle!
I will say Midwest ModCloth is an aesthetic you might find in any college town in the area.
This Barbie can do it all!
Or maybe hes supposed to be British?
Either way, its clear this is a man who knows he can be poisoned at any time.
We all have something to learn from Christen.
I hope he secured an unpaid internship with Sonja for the remaining episodes.
Trey is tap-dancing so hard he makes a baby cry.
A contortionist freaks out RN de Lesseps by doing a bit where he pretends he has dislocated his shoulder.
How will our girls do it all??
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