Love Is Blind
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When people talk aboutpeak TV, this is what they mean, right?
Theres someone who clearly wears too much leopard print for his own good.
Another guy (or maybe the same one?)
keeps trying to sus out what the women look like, a laShake.
Yet another random keeps joking that hes a homeless stripperoh wait, thats Zack!
Marshall dresses well, has piercing eyes, and is bad at math, which is his trauma.
They agree they dont want to raise their kids too strictly.
Honestly, theyre really cute, and Im scared by the preview!
The man got 0.5 confessionals and revealed himself to be someone who backs down from conflict quite easily.)
Paul/Micah/Amber:Here we are, our first love triangle that goes on forfartoo long.
When Amber reveals shes a flight attendant, P3 says, Pretty obvious connection there.
… Am I stupid?
Whats the connection??
Paul and Micahs reveal is cute, and they appear to actually like each other somewhat.
But I can absolutely see P3 saying no at the altar.
(Then again, who does??)
Kwame/Chelsea/Micah:Okay, friends, lets be real.
Kwame just likes validation, right?
He basically forgot Chelseas name until after Micah broke up with him.
She literally kicks her feet out of sheer horniness.
Brett/Tiffany: Aaahhh, Brett and Tiffany.
Theyre a breath of fresh air in all this mess.
Tiffanys very inspired by all this, and the little sneaker he gives her.
Their reveal is adorable and perfect and horny and everything you could have ever asked for.
I predict they will make our first Love Is Baby.
But: We have to talk about Tiffany Falling.
THIS IS A LOVE IS BLIND FIRST (!!!!!!)
which is shocking, considering the caliber of people theyve had on this series.
Brett, understandably, is kinda pissed, but pretty much gets over it the second she apologizes.
Zack/Irina/Bliss:I fear for Zack on this show.
And side note: Zack proposes via original song.
What is the deal with songs/poetry this season?
If youre not a musician or a poet, juststay away.
Youll only come off like the guy who whips out a guitar to sing Wonderwall at a bonfire.
Weve all seen enough of this show to know whats happening here.
We have to talk about Irina, whos 26 going on 16.
Is sheLove Is Blinds first Mean Girl?
They create a noticeable divide between the girls.
Any woman who has ever walked the planet Earth knows what that look means.
You dontwant to be on the other side of it.
Finally, we have someone wholl just unapologetically stir the pot.
I hate to say it, but she understood the assignment.
Chelsea and Kwame appear to be glued to the bedroom.
Maturity … level-headedness … love languages … Im not used to seeing this fromLove Is Blind!!!
Micah and Kwame have a mature conversation where they wish each other the best.
Once she apologizes, Micah starts reiterating how much she liked him in the pods.
Kwames staring at her like shes the only woman in the universe.
He literally starts playing with her fingers.
Theyre basically having sex with their eyes.
Girl, you cant think thats kosher.
Chelsea is understandably pissed.
Jackie says she would behead Kwame (God, I love her).
Back at the hotel, Chelsea tells Kwame that theyre engaged now, so cool it with the flirting.
He seems to get the message.
People are afraid to hear the truth!
Micah and Paul have a date at a cenote and appear to be getting closer.
Chelsea and Kwame heal their relationship at a traditional cacao ceremony.
All is well in theLove Is Blinduniverse, so its time for another party!
At the party, everything youd expect to happen happens.
Kwame and Chelsea do everything they can to show theyre actually in love.
Zack questions if Irina actually likes him (she doesnt).
Chelsea and Micah sit down to talk about Kwame, which is interrupted by a thunderstorm.
We didnt really need to see that anyway we know they both wish the other dead.
Its time to talk about Zack and Irina.
Theyve had thinly-veiled hatred for each other since arriving in Mexico and cannot keep up this charade anymore.
(Does he need someone to take his place …?)
Once that brief power struggle is over, they brush their teeth and actually start bro-ing out??
Theyre clearly so much better as friends.
Selfishly, Im sad well probably see less of Irina after this breakup.
She brings a certain mischievous elf energy that Ill miss.
We end on a cliffhanger of Zack trying to get Bliss back.
I have one word for Bliss: Run.
See you next week to witness the breakdown of Micah and Irinas friendship!
Raise a Gold Cup To:
P3 says his old bang out was witchy women.
Where the hell does he find so many witches?
Jackie has some mean-girl snipes too!
But TBH, shes funnier about it than Irina, so I forgive her.
Im sorry, but the bathing suit Brett picks out for Tiffany is the ugliest swimsuit Ive ever seen.
Women really cant have it all.
Ralphie > Chelseas shredded baby blanket.
While Chelsea and Kwame are fighting, the lyrics are literally, I will fight.
When theyre making up at the cacao ceremony, the lyrics are, Well make it through.
You cant make this stuff up.
