Love Is Blind
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Is anyone else starting to getthat funny feelingknown as postLove Is Blinddepression?
Lets get into it.
KWAME SAYSI DO!!!!
!This is the biggest shock of the week.
Bigger than theEras Tour divorce.
(Okay, maybe notthatbig.)
What happened to his beloved Portland running trail?
His love of travel?
They have a little glass of Champagne.
Kwames clearly in shock because all he can say isAmazing!
Hes right: We are certainly amazed.
Were quickly moving on to Paul and Micahs wedding.
Weve chucked Chelseas pink flowers in the trash to make room for Micahs greenery and bachelorette-style balloons.
Shelby is still there, doing Wiccan spells to verify the happy couple trip down the aisle or worse.
I dont know why he expected a healthy relationship timeline from a Netflix reality show.
Its too late for Paul to make a linear regression of their relationship because its time for the wedding!
That was Shelbys witchcraft at work.
But this isnt the prisoners dilemmaits a real, legally-binding wedding.
Naturally, he says I dont; Micah runs out of the room in tears.
And what, you may be asking, is the reaction from Shelby, Micahs so-called best friend?
Thats right: SHES SMILING.
THATS WHAT SHE WANTED TO HAPPEN.
Has Micah made a pact with the devil only to befriend horrible people?
But why would you laugh when your friend just got dumped at the altar?
Onlywe, the loyalLove Is Blindpublic,can make fun of Micah!!!!
I cant believe this show has me feeling somewhat bad for her.
Maybe Micahsapology touris working!
(No matter what last weeks preview tried to convince us.)
Both of them are over the moon.
Bretts in his good wedding sneakers.
Tiffanys crying about how much she loves him.
Brett finally meets Tiffanys father and opens up about his mothers mental condition.
Im sorry, how are we still learning new trauma about Bretts family on the day of his wedding?
This man is truly an onion.
The next layer is that Brett is secretly a groomzilla.
Dude, just have another wedding where you’re free to pick out everything!
Tiffanys been calling you Bougie Brett for a reason!
But nope, he will not even get fake-married in ill-fitting trousers.
Shes been training her whole life for this.
Throw her Micahs dress next!
The rest of their wedding is a charmed masterpiece.
Brett cries when he sees Tiffany walking down the aisle.
It starts thundering right as they say their vows.
Marshalls here to cheer them on.
Whyd he have to bring that up on her special day?
Nevertheless, they both say I do.
Tiffanys veil falls off during their first kiss.
They needed Nonna back.
Brett and Tiffany run off to consummate the marriage in the bridal suite.
During their confessional, Tiffany looks so blissed out that she can barely even speak.
Im wildly happy for them and vaguely turned on.
But, shockingly, Bliss says yes, too!!!
And her dad even looks … What is happening here?
What kind of Wiccan magic did Shelby put over this glass tent?
Of course, they have their first dance to I Hope You Dance.
And, as the camera flashes over the happy couples, they check that to utilize every copyrighted second.
So, as it does every season, one question remains: Is love blind?
Of course, this may all come crashing down on Sunday.
See you in Tampa?
Micahs an only child.
It explains a lot.
Pauls dad should narrate audiobooks.
