Love Is Blind
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Micah and Paul cant decide on a place to live.
Brett and Tiffany shed one single tear.
Lets get into it.
We have to start with Jackie and Marshall, who wont even make it to the altar.
After the party, Marshall demands answers, but Jackie claims shes too tired to discuss it.
You know what shes not too tired to do?
Meet up with Josh instead of attending the groups mandatory wedding dress shopping!
Because theres no way she found Josh drunkenly calling himself Mr.
They end this tryst with a kiss, and did I … just witness CHEATING??
Weve been focusing on Irina, but maybe Jackie was the villain this entire time.
Its an essential law of nature: One mean girl falls, another must rise to take her place.
Woodward and Bernstein wish they had Tiffanys investigative skills.
At least shes self-aware!
After this, Jackie completely disappears.
Ineed this reunionlike I need water.
And poor, poor Marshall.
At least hell probably get thousands of women in his DMs hoping for a taste of his raspberry compote.
Meanwhile, Micah and Paul are ignoring the Kwame problem once again.
Side note: Do we really think Micah, of all people, would enjoy a hand-forged wedding ring?
She has admitted to only keeping one-fortieth of her clothes in Seattle.
I really hope she means 40 percent because I cant imagine how big that Arizona apartment really is.
Zack and Bliss honestly dont appear to be much better.
He doesnt care that Zack is passionate about criminal justice reform (Okay, Zack!
); why the hell cant he play golf or catch a goddamn fish?
Blisss little sister keeps her aviators on the entire time, making this conversation feel like a police interrogation.
The State vs. Goytowski ends in a draw.
This has clearly happened before, so maybe Bliss wont care about her dads opinion.
Vegas has the odds at +12,000.
Even Tiffany and Brett are feeling the stress of carrying this season.
Finally, Chelsea and Kwames issues keep compiling.
while Kwame keeps saying things like Youre too confrontational.
Im sorry, if anything, Chelseas not confrontationalenough, because Kwame, werent you flirting with Micahlast night?
Thats what she should be confronting you about!
While shes certainly not perfect, Chelsea spearheads the couples positive moments in these episodes.
Across town, Kwame is complaining about how overpriced Seattle is.
Finally, its time for the weddings; naturally, its dumping rain.
I dont know who planned an outdoor ceremony in Seattle.
Everything is pink, and everything is wonderful.
Meanwhile, Kwame says hes considering booking a flight to Vegas.
Im so sick of his shenanigans!
WHY DID YOU EVEN GO ON THIS SHOW IF YOURE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY!!
Luckily, his siblings Jerry and Barbara come in and save the day.
She even gives Chelsea a clutch decorated with Kente cloth, which makes her cry even more.
WHERE WAS BARB BEFORE THIS?!
We needed her in the pods and every group event after that.
Bring her to the reunion.
Kwame looks like hes about to throw up.
Chelsea has written her vows, while of course he hasnt.
Netflix hits us with the cliffhanger of all cliffhangers.
Maybe this is all one elaborate fake-out, just like the existence of Kwames mom.
Theres no way to explainLove Is Blindto your family without sounding insane.
They should give them video training like when you start a new job.
Why are we brushing over Kwames pet squirrel?
Also, does Kwame … have friends?
If so, why havent we met any of them?
Shelby will not miss a filming date or an opportunity to make fun of Paul.
Is it just me, or are Nick and Vanessa involved even less this season?
How are they even going to recognize the contestants at this live reunion?
