Love Is Blind
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), but these couples seem more malleable than ever.
The pods are over, but the contestants are still speed-dating.
Then, 20 minutes later, theyre getting engaged on a boat in below-freezing weather!!
WHAT IS THE RUSH HERE??
Is Chris Coelen threatening to withhold wedding funds if they dont catch up to everyone else?
Who wants to hear youre just a woman-shaped person who happened to be standing there at the right time?
Frankly, he and Paul appear to share a better connection.
Perhaps the better question is why Bliss said yes to this shenanigan at all.
They move into what would have been Zack and Irinas apartment and bicker some more.
I cant see this ending well.
They both appear to have been diagnosed with Kwame amnesia.
Paul and Zack have frequent conversations about how to make Micah feel appreciated.
Side note: Why is Zack always lecturing Paul?
What does Zack know about making a woman feel special?
This whole group went to the same back-alley guy for their lip fillers.
SHELBY JUST BAITED YOU!!!
I thought you were a scientist; how could you fall for it so easily?
Shes the dean of Mean Girl Academy; what did you think was happening here??
Why does she have an apartment in Arizona, you may be asking?
I have no idea because its time to move on to Chelsea and Kwame!
Chelsea still likes Kwame far more than he likes her.
Whenever Chelsea compliments him, he laughs it off and girlishly kicks his feet.
Hes STILL infatuated with Micah for whatever reason (a shared love of shockingly white teeth?
), so much so that he cant focus on the good in front of him.
At one point, I think they start bickering about bickering.
Its not her fault you have Peter Pan syndrome.
Brett and Tiffany are a breath of fresh air in the middle of all this mess.
I dont even know what to say about them because theyre just perfect and insanely horny for each other.
They make out on their new bed.
They make out in Bretts apartment after she sees his hundreds of organized shoe boxes.
Theyre communicative and mature, working through conversations about money and wedding planning.
Theyre both good friends to their fellow pod people.
I have nothing bad to say about them.
Everythingseemedperfect at first: He cooked her pancakes!
She met his family!
He accepted her lava lamp, no questions asked!
But soon enough, things took a turn when they had an off-camera fight.
So, what went wrong?
This whole thing is unstable and ready to explode, like one of Pauls scientific reactions.
They should both get out before they turn into people we dont recognize.
All the relevant players are here: Josh!
Bliss, who all of them forgot existed!
But I have one question: Where the hell is Irina?
This man … what to say about this man?
Hes slurring his words all over the place.
At one point, he literally says hes going to stir the pot!!
Now I understand why Irinas not here: Theres only room for one chaos agent.
Josh starts hitting on Jackie, telling her she should dump her M.B.A. cry boy for him.
(M.B.A. Cry Boy sounds like the title of a Drake song.)
This whole thing is a mess.
Somehow, were still speed-dating.
Who knows where well land?
See you next week to witness a breakup that will indelibly affect Jackie and Marshall forever!!
Speaking of, I support Brett and his $1,200 luggage!
Hes a director at Nike, hes got cash to burn!
Treat yourself, Brett!
These are my favorite post-honeymoon apartments thus far.
This is the kind of commune I want my friends and I to move to.
Paul is marrying his mother.
Micahs dad is also named Paul.
Its all very Freudian.
Also Marshall looks fabulous in glasses.
More accessories for men!
Why does this show make them have these silly little conversations about wedding planning?
We all know producers are really the ones picking out floral arrangements and appetizer options.
All he wanted was a bath.
