Los Espookys
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But within the simulation that we call real life, its been four long years and a global pandemic.
And it feels good to report thatLos Espookyshasnt missed a beat.
Last season, Andres was haunted by an underwater spirit with a cryptic message.
(What do they want from him?
Its only been a month!)
He seems unhappy, but Andres always seems unhappy.
Juan Carlos has also moved on and is now blissfully(?)
wed to Tati, whose contentment with their arrangement is less questionable.
What else could she want?
Any kind of a sex life, perhaps?
His last fiance was Andres, so everyone already knows that hes gay.
Why slurp up chilled ketchup in the closet now?
Tico also seems more than a little lost.
He still has his abusive and dependent 32-year-old daughter, which is … a blessing of sorts.
Who identifies more with the monster than LGBTQ+ people, after all?
Becoming the monster is aLos Espookysspecialty.
Aesthetically and in terms of entitlement, Oliver might as well be the fifth Espooky.
Recall the sheet ghost that Pony sketches on a napkin to show Renaldo what a ghost should look like.
But know that Im writing down pages of them, chuckling to myself all the while.
Sorry, I dont make the rules!
There was a bohemian thrift-store vibe to the sets and costumes this week that gave me a nostalgic ache.
It makes me feel at home, you know?
Are you the groundskeeper?
There better not be any Spanish there!!
Im a dairy-free Sagittarius.
(NSFW warning on that link.)
