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Weve all been there: the moment you realize your crush is even hotter than you thought.
If your feelings for that person werent already unhinged, they sure are now.
Big, unhinged, very real feelings.
He finally tells her about Corsica and how Arthur admitted to having feelings for her.
Does he still have feelings for her?
How icky would this be since shes his boss?
Would being honest about this ruin their friendship?
These are all important questions, but Nicholas doesnt want to hear any of them.
(This episode was written by Anna Salinas.)
The next day, Molly announces that theyre going to Dubai!
She has a palace there with 27 rooms and seven pools; itll be fabulous.
The team is pretty pumped.
So its settled then … until its not.
Its the most down-to-earth, charming thing Ive ever seen, mother fuck!
Molly doesnt feel any better by Nicholass suggestion that Willa is too tall and that its creepy.
If she still wants to make a move on Arthur, she should because shell win.
Theyre not going to Dubai anymore.
Instead, theyre off to a cabin in San Bernardino.
Yes, that San Bernardino.
The one where Sofias cousin buys his weed.
And that theme of Molly being laser-focused on winning over Arthur carries over once they arrive.
Howard and Sofia bond over their terrible childhood camp stories.
(The wilderness really makes his ass pop, he says.)
The tide turns, however, once Willa comes up.
you could see how upset she grows in real time.
You know from the beginning that all of this is headed toward a breaking point.
Everyone knows this is a horrible idea.
But Molly cannot be stopped.
Reader, I choked, I was laughing so hard.
Rhonda shakes it off.
Its not the first time Ive been hit by a passenger van, she assures Molly.
And yet, theres really no coming back from a fury-fueled naked car accident the retreat is over.
), but really, the only thing that will get her through this is focusing on her work.
Notes From a Group Talk Session
Oh, no, did I forget?
Howard and Sofia are really having a tough time out in the woods.
As Howard notes, Black people do not belong in cabins.
We belong at brunch or luxury vacations in Tulum.
We got no business here.
Who am I, Tom Cruise?
Remember that hot fireman that I dated?
Do you honestly believe that my apartment building just accidentally caught on fire?
