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Every year, Jackson and Rachel gather like aconclave of popesto discuss what Netflix has done to Christmas.
Rachel:Jackson, hi, and welcome to oursemiannualconversationthat Iforce youto have about NetflixsChristmas properties.
I am so sorry and also there is nothing else I would rather do.
snowman who comes back to life and becomes a carpenter with good morals.
Is this a Jesus movie?
He learns a lot about the latter by watching TV.
What did you make of the surprising rate at which Jack picks up skills from television?
For example, he knows what Christmas is but not cancer.
He knows how to use a crayon but not a TV remote.
What are your thoughts on Jacks unholy provenance?
Those snowmen look like, well, snowmen!
The body horror lingering at the fringes of this is very eerie.
Jack becomes the White Whale to his Captain Ahab.
He even uses the hidden camera on an ATM to track him down.
The eyes of the police state are everywhere, even at Christmas!
He ultimately dies in police custody.
The very sheriff who murdered him in the first place!!!
At this point, I was screaming.
(And also institute some very minor reforms to a small towns bail operation.)
But maybe because of this head-injuryUpsequence, I found the rest of the movie to be pretty pleasant!
They share a crazy mother-in-law, played by Kristin Chenoweth!
They decide to pretend to not know each other, simply to prevent awkwardness.
(Avoidant personality representation.)
Did this similarly haunt you?
I kept imagining him as the mind behind those people building giant rental towers along the Gowanus.
What did you make of the not-so-ethical non-monogamy at play?
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Every single clause here deserves attention.
Since thedawn of time???
Christmas fairy tales haveoftenincluded?
The wonder of a snowman coming to life?
Destined to bring its magic to the right person??????????
I will never stop watching these movies.
