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The best reality TV brings a feeling I can only describe as brain-smoothing.
No more worries, no more thoughts, just spectacle.
And with season ten coming to itsdramatic conclusionon June 7, many are feeling separation anxiety.
It was all we could talk about, and now its gone.
What will smooth our brains now?
Stars on Marscan best be described as Battle of the internet Stars… in space!
Or that postapocalyptic reality showThe Colony, but with Tinashe.
Twelve celebs isolate on Mars (Australia) and simulate running a space colony there.
Most importantly, they have each other.
And even more importantly for usVanderpumpaddicts, they have Tom Schwartz.
This is really his first time trying a public brand without Tom Sandoval, and hes kinda doing it!
He explainsVPRto Christopher Mintz-Plasse, ofSuperbadfame.
Our show is actually kind of a derivative of theHousewives, he says.
Its like people work and have sex with each other.
And he doesnt crumble under the pressure of their first challenge.
This is not the Tom Schwartz that had a panic attack about bartending at Pump.
Either way, he makes Tallulah Willis proud.
New episodes ofStars on Marspremiere Mondays on Fox, with next-day streaming on Hulu.
