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(So intimate!)
But the moment is elevated to high comedy when she explains her reasoning: Theres just something about eyes.
They just kind of, ugh, revolt me.
Like, human eyes we all have?
Shes confirming her vision of her mom as some sort of inhuman Disney villain.
Eyes are the windows to the soul, a thing that Shiv is convinced her mother does not possess.
Sort of pokey and squishy, watery and vulnerable.
Face eggs is sure as hell a lot funnier than reciting presidential-campaign losers.