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You lose your erections?
he screams in agony.
Thats what I need my hair for!
… What a great solution!
Sorry about my penis, honey, but did you see my hair?
Whats the point, right?
he asks after learning about Propecias side effects.
A full head of hair but nothings working down there?
Im pretty much, like, the coolest guy in town.
About a year ago, I got paranoid about losing my hair, he says.
Could not get an erection … Id rather you have an erection than hair.
Which is nice to hear, but it only makes sense when youre dating somebody.
That doesnt work in the beginning.
Shes like, Im good.
Im like, Ah, I have a boner!
I could take a pill, he says.
Whats the point of having hair if you cant get a boner?
Is there a side effect thatwouldstop you from taking it?
What if you lost a toe?
he polls one of the panelists.
asks the respondent without missing a beat.
Its time to cut our losses and pronounce the time of death.
