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Was he there to set the record straight?
Sharpe asked in reply.
But this is very much a strap-in-and-enjoy-the-ride situation.
He already had his deals when he got here.
Weve never heard of that before that person or since that person.
What do you think a plant is?
Maybe people dont understand the definitions of these words.
So how, simultaneously, was he here in Los Angeles doing the same thing?
It dont need to be overtly homosexual cause Im not homosexual.
It doesnt need that to be funny, right?
They tell you theres no gatekeepers, but we keep seeing the same person kick off the gate.
Didnt Kevin let Tiffany [Haddish] in?
… What do you mean aint no gatekeepers?
Theres a hundred gates out here.
Every one I seen got a keeper.
(On January 4,Hart responded to Williams onTwitterin a post promoting his upcoming Netflix movieLift.
Gotta get that anger up outcha champ, he wrote.
Its honestly sad.)
Wouldnt you grade them on a curve?
Because, I mean, what are we reacting to?
And youre the one that told the guy that writes musical lyrics that he was a genius.
So what do you expect?
The guy married a whore!
I mean, married herbecauseshe was one.
Not he didnt know.
He understood that he wanted that.
Thats what he wanted to base his family on.
If what Im saying is not correct, then how did she end up with Pete Davidson?
And what if you werent even good enough for Pete andheleaves you?
What do that mean the product was?
He dont play hockey!
On Harvey Weinstein:They canceled me for talking about Harvey Weinstein before the thing came out.
But he offered to suck my penis in front of all my people at my agency.
What am I supposed to do?
He did all of that.
Im thinking Im the only Black person on the script.
I get there its three other Black guys on there.
I told him no.
On Steve Harvey:You couldnt be a movie star.
There are 30,000 new scripts in Hollywood every year.
Not one of them asked for a country-bumpkin Black dude that cant talk good and look like Mr. Steve told you that he stopped doing stand-up because he has seven TV shows.
The only problem is when he stopped stand-up, he didnt have those seven TV shows.
Because Katt Williams said he was actually bald and that was a wig.
And I went in, and thats why he couldnt do stand-up anymore.
You calledOceans Elevento get that n - - - -s part.
What do you mean you didnt want to be a movie star?
This is like Steve Harvey telling people he used to be homeless.
Thats not his story.
Steve Harvey was never homeless.
Mark Curry was touring with him 25 years ago.
He was making $3,000 a show in cash and doing five shows a week.
They just tell the stories: Thanks to my wife, Im where I am.
You said that about the first wife!
You told us it was her.
Then you went and married somebody else that think like a man.
What are you talking about?
They think they can rewrite history.
Thats why people believe in rituals right there.
Your story is the Rickey Smiley that couldnt even do curse words cause he had a Christian fan base …
He was gon play the pimp?
Why you didnt ask him why has he played a woman in more movies than hes played a man?
You wouldnt let an athlete thats been on steroids talk about one of the greats.
Rickey Smiley cant act cause Rickey Smiley cant act.
On Chris Tucker:The Chris Tucker that we have now is Epstein Island Chris Tucker, not Smokey.
Chris Tucker didnt wanna be the poster child for smoking weed.
He dont smoke weed like that.
He in the church.
He Michael Jacksons best friend.
Michael Jackson called him Christmas.
You ever met a man that gave you a nickname like that?
On Diddy:I came in this business saying I was gon expose.
Because Why would you talk about another Black dude?
Race is not where the line is drawn.
Its Gods side and the other side.
And we dont care nothing about the other side period.
All of these big dick deviants is all catching hell in 2024.
Its up for all of them.
It dont matter if you Diddy or whoever you is.
Jakes any of them.
All lies will be exposed.
OnWanda Smith:You cant flip up on me because youre an inferior comedian.
Im going to destroy you, and Im never gonna call you out of your name.
Im never gonna say anything disrespectful about people who look like you.
Its a very thin line I gotta call.
But this lady is trying to embarrass me in front of a largely homosexual fan base.
Thats why she got canceled.
Gay people dont take it kindly that you would, as a derogatory, call me gay.
Gay people dont feel like its derogatory.
So why are you trying to shame me with something in a community I dont belong in?
Theres no gay people saying I belong over there or have been over there.
But I have no hatred of over there, and how dare you.
Im not trying to offend Black women with short hair.
Im not trying to offend heavyset women.
Im not trying to upset fellow comedians.
Youre not sure of the meaning.
On Faizon Love:I only put on comedians that are funnier than me.
Anybody that ever told you differently was a fat-Faizon liar.
Theres nobody like me in the business … Faizon said that getting a Netflix special is easy.
I have 12 specials.
Guess how many Faizon got?
Why is he allowed to have conversations about real stand-up people?
We do not let people who are on the juice discuss real athletes.
On Michael Blackson:Most comedians dont get booed enough.
If youre the African King of Comedy, sir, theres actually comedians in Africa doing comedy.
If youre gonna say that, you gotta go to Africa and get a school.
You gotta put in some work.
Not because I didnt like white women.
I have a reason to be scared.
You could be Kang the Conqueror and they could take your rabid ass down in two weekends.
When did yall start liking a big nose?
When did yall like a little head and a big jaw?
That look like my daddy.
When you start liking my daddy?
You like Black peoples features like that?!
Thank you, Meagan Good.
God bless you coming to save that slave.
She came in there just so beautiful they had to knock half of it off, bless his heart.
(Update:On January 4, Rogan responded to Williams onTwitter: I love Katt.
Hes one of my favorite comics and Id love to have him on.
We talk about him all the time.
If hes down Ill make it happen.)
So it was both of us; we were equal.
And thats how the conversation happened.
One of those persons turned out to be Ludacris and the other person turned out to be Katt Williams.
(Update:On January 4, Ludacris responded to Williams ina video freestylehe posted on Twitter.
On Martin Lawrence:Martin tried to put me in my first dress.
You my young partner; youre my brother in comedy.
When I come back, just promise me that, my next movie, itll be me and you.
We going to do it together.
We gon do some buddy-cop shit.
I said, Martin, you got my motherfucking word, my n - - - - .
Go do what you got to do.
When you come back, Im in your movie.
I dont need to see the script or nothing.
You know, we get in that office and this fool pull outBig Mommas House 2.I almost died.
It dont matter to them that Im famous and people know me or nothing.
I just been getting whooped, but I just got to come say this is wrong.
We should be ashamed.
You cant have both of them!
This is what period of time [were] in.
This post has been updated with responses to Williamss quotes.
