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Why dont you name a better way to make $6,000 in five minutes by only spending $12,000?
he tells the audience.
I put three grand in an Apple shopping bag, Mulaney says in the episode.
I thought,I must have thrown that Apple bag away.
I did want to make this as laugh-heavy as possible, he says.
I didnt want to have that tone, you know?
I really wanted to present these stories almost as if I was proud of them.
Because, at that moment, I was!
I made six grand in cash by only spending twelve grand.
Ill put it in this Apple bag dont worry about that!
Sure, why not?
It would be really fun.
Its hosting the Academy Awards.
Johnny Carson did that.
Kimmels so great, though.
Id probably rather watch Jimmy do it than do it.
But imagine that: Me, hosting the Academy Awards!
Me in a tux, right out there!
Lets just hope the Academy doesnt pay its hosts via loose cash in retail bags.
