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I was treated so well, the stand-up said.
I never saw you.
No, I never did.
But Id wake up and thered be a basket with bagels … Theres a nice restaurant-quality espresso machine.
If youre thinking of having no home, its real good over there!
With conversational skills like this, Mulaney mustve made a charming house guest.
