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Its Joaquin Phoenixs turn to be a short king.
But what will the four-hour movie entail?
What does the movie look like?
We must make an example or France will fall, a general says.
What would he do if the assignment of defense was transferred to him?
I promise you brilliant successes, Phoenix guarantees.
Cue opening cannon fire on civilians protesting in the streets.
You think youre great, she tells her ambitiously deranged husband in between scenes of absolute carnage.
Youre just a tiny little brute.
But we might add one more title to his long list: sassy old queen.
Seriously, this man gets more bitchy lines out than most competitors onDrag Race.
I must warn you, I will not lead as second-in-command, he boasts.
I found the crown of France in the gutter, and place it atop my own head.
And then the tour de force: Shhh.
[insert sassy little finger here] Whose country are we in?
There isan epidemic of sassy men, and Napoleon himself is on the front lines.
Who else is in the movie?
When does it come out?
Napoleoninvades theaters November 22.
A four-hour directors cut will arrive on Apple TV+ at a later date.
