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The most obvious story to feed into the late-night grist mill this week wasGeorge Santos.

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But again, we know he be saying dumb shit.

Do we feed the beast, or focus on other shit?

Dear God, I hope the answer is the latter.

But the best stuff on late night this week wasnt even political.

It was, if anything, oddly sentimental.

We stan a self-care queen who knows when drinking to excess isnt funny anymore.

But a tip for the future: Know whos safe to razz.

Meyers has people in his life he knows he can throw under that bus.

Thats classic earnest drunk right there.

Its more poignant than Cocteaus version ofLa Belle et La Bete.

Thank youMatt Berryfor narrating thefauxThomas segment.

Stephen Colberts Appendix Travelogue

Stephen Colbert carried on the greatLate Showtradition of oversharing medical information.

David Letterman had his whole medical team take a bow when he got bypass surgery.

the crowd chanted, as she took her well-deserved bow.

Zouks Unrated and Uncut

Jason Mantzoukas dropped a lot of effs and jeffs onJimmy Kimmel Live!this week.

But they were tastefully bleeped.

Every story about melting a snowmans snow dick you tell makes the rest of the chat-show machine worth while.

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