Its winter.
Do you know where your boyfriends hoodie is?
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Physically, Im here; mentally,Im in Burlington, Vermont.
Anywhere would be better than the 2023 Thanksgiving table, since now is aparticularlybad time to bring up politics.
But its one thing to explainMatt Rifes faceto your aunt.
Like Thanksgiving traditions, being online means something different to everyone.
In response, TikTok scrubbed the videos from the platform, while Fox News foamed at the mouth.
Wheres my Netflix special?
.Smoked out
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Instead, the internet rolled its eyes.
The awkward syntax, the dramatic graphic people smelled a marketing ploy and they were right.
Four days later, Snoop followed up the post withan adin collaboration with a smokeless firepit company.
But the whole stunt is less notable for the ways it worked and more for the ways it didnt.
.NoMoOmegle
On November 9, founder Leif K-Brooks announced Omegle is no more.
Three years later, we now gaze upon the entire industry of video influencers that TikTok has wrought.
The company announced the fund wouldcome to an endon December 16.
Thats my excuse when no one reads my articles too.
So basically just picture what happened these past three years, times 20.
Think: West Elm Caleb.
.Hoodie heartbreak
Girl cut off her friend by ghosting her without any reason.
Ex friend responded.. who was in the wrong??
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Technology may change, but the power of a single mans hoodie is timeless.
While Kelly never named names, her friend outed herself, sharingher side of the storyon November 16.
Shes since been posting daily videos, while Miranda Sings still hasnt been heard from since June.
The sheer Schadenfreude of this PR disaster meant even publicationslikeVarietycovered her return.
She ended up providing an unwitting prompt for hundreds of people to trauma-dump instead.
Vidal may be crazy, but shes a woman of her word!
For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.
Oh, you thought you were just watching someone step outside for a nice walk?
Just kidding,2014 Josh Hutcherson Edit is the sky.
Its inyour Spotify Wrapped.
And its all over your FYP.
If you find this funny congratulations!
Seeing someone joke around about something as simple as poop is hilarious.
This is myFast & Furiousfranchise.
So, how online were you?
If anyone tried to take you to a poop deli youd call 311.
