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I was born in it.

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I got married on Halloween.

We adopted our cat from Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

I enjoyQueen of the Damned, and not entirely ironically!

Kind of like how all girls have either cat, dog, or bird faces.

For example: diseases.

Tuberculosis is goth, obviously.

Hemorrhagic fever is metal.

And gangrene is punk because youre likely to step on a rusty nail at a sketchy basement show.

So here, onVultures Goth Day, we put you to the ultimate goth test.