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Martin is the 20-year-old daughter ofski -trial winnerGwyneth Paltrow andBeyonce and Bruno Mars opening actChris Martin.

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Congrats and thank you to her.

We will accept what charity we can get (living vicariously through her).

Back up.

What is this event?

(This year, we particularly hate-love the white-and-black two-piece.)

What did BabyGapGoop wear?

Shes already got all the attention anyway.

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Who was her date?

Count Leo Henckel von Donnersmarck, of course.

Try count-ing the consonants in that.

Were her very famous parents there?

Both Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin attended the ball.

That total lack of postconscious-uncoupling acrimony is whatsreallyaspirational.

Was Apple Martin being a mean girl?

#applemartin#baldesdebutantes#chrismartin#gwynethpaltrow#valentinocouture

Or was she the nicest girl ever?

Its a true Christmas miracle.

Montmort, who Apple photobombed in the controversy, toldPeoplethat Apple Martin is really nice, actually.

[Apples] genuinely the nicest girl ever!

She really doesnt deserve an ounce of what shes getting, Loppin de Montmort said.

She was the nicest girl ever towards not only me but all the debs!

So, maybe Apple stays on the nice list this year.

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