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Broadway is in crisis!
And right now, the publics attention is not caught.
Broadway, like an entertainment blogger with seasonal affective disorder, is in a bit of a midwinter slump.
I have a solution to both of these problems.
Let people ride theSweeney Toddbarber-chair death slide at intermission.
When his special barbers chair is revealed, so, too, is its most exciting mechanism.
The actors just go, theyre like,Wheeee!Sometimes I hear awheeeeon the way down.
Exactly how and why it would work:
SoSweeney Toddproducers, just give this idea a shot.
I dont just want to attend the tale.
Idemandto ride the slide!
