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The animal characters in particular are the most upsetting.
And we imaginethis version of Flounderprobably did great in childrens focus groups … if those children were haunted dolls.
Sebastian
Do not fear the age.
And with a crustacean as iconic as Sebastian, only two directions strike me as sufficiently honorable.
First, the finest crab recipe on this planet: Singaporean chile crab.
etc., all smothering the little dude in a heavy wok over extreme heat.
You want to let Sebastian sing as hes prepared.
Under the spicy sea, baby.
If you wanted to getveryfancy, though, you could throw some Sebastian in there for a double-seafood treat!
However,by all accounts, seabird meat already features an almost overwhelming taste of the ocean.
First, we behead Scuttle, then we rip out her insides.
Pluck the feathers and remove the wings and feet.
According to a19th-century cookbook, gulls should be soaked in saltwater for eight hours to remove their fishy scent.
Two-time Academy Award nominee and Booking.com spokeswoman Melissa McCarthy is not exempt from that.
This presents a rare opportunity: guilt-free octopus.
But Ursula is a huge asshole, so eating her is actually a good deed.
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