From Bud Light bullies to DIY water.
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TikToks April theory posits that this is the month when the yearreallystarts.
Last month, celebrities collided spectacularly with their internet fandoms, resulting in wildly different outcomes.
The nicher an internet moment you recognize, the more points you earn.
.Bud Lightning rod
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But sure, its the woke beer but apparently notthis oneorthis oneorthis one thats the problem.
Even brands couldnt ruin the joke, althoughthey certainly tried.
.Riverdale revenge
Finallg.
The third Sprouse brother speaks his truth.
@jackmartin
Cole Sprousedooooop.
The best way to describe Martins TikTok presence is just guy.
But what makes this news juicy is thatMartin had parodiedSprouses infamousCall Her Daddypodcast appearanceweeks prior.
I must know: Was it the impression that won her over?
Or was Martin already getting tips straight from the source?
Why its a 2:Reinhart is one ofa handfulofcast memberswhoregularly TikToksfromtheRiverdaleset.
.Swift(ie) denial
It came out like five days ago.
Read that back slowly, because apparently its something a lot of Swifties are having trouble believing.
In the meantime, they were happy to believesourceless tweetsclaiming what theydidwant to hear.
Why its a 2:The Swift-Alwyn split completely upends the careful post-Reputationhomeostasis the singer had achieved.
No offense to Betty, but its time for Swifts scream-from-the-heart autobiographical ballads.
The musician began his April 16 performance an hour late only to end it abruptly after 80 minutes.
Amid the turmoil, which reportedly includeda fractured ankleandmelted ice rink, a previously promised official livestream was nixed.
So 18-year-old Morgan Leestepped in.
Her service catapulted her to online fame.
Think West Elm Caleb.
Luckily, people like author Derecka Purnell offered upan antidote.
The video comes with a photosensitivity warning, and thats not a joke.
That glass is way too small, my friend replied.
Needs to be like a quart and 90% ice.
Verdict: Surprisingly refreshing.
Its how I imagine a Pez dispenser feels.
Why its a 3:WaterTok is weird, but its not unprecedented.
.Snoopy unleashed
YOU CANT GROUND ME FOREVER IM FREE !
!#fyp#snoopysister
Were you silent, or were yousilenced?
She says she will be back, but that depends on how she behaves, the sister explained.
Snoopy Sisters time offline was not wasted.
YOU CANT GROUND ME FOREVER IM FREE !
she captioned the post.
I enjoy talking to my sister more, cause shes close and she gets me, the teen explained.
That is, her sister and her other 474,000 TikTok followers which include theMalala FundandGoogle.
She postedherownversion of the cakeas proof that she could have made it better.
Why its a 4:Bad-customer stories are to small-business TikTok what airplane discourse is to Twitter.
For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.
.StugotTok
I SAID THIS?
This is Francesca Stugot!
You know, Francesca Stugot?
We met at the party.
Are you saying you dont know Francesca Stugot?
.Clutching my Magnolia Pearls
ootd ft.
Mom on her birthday!!
015 POINTS: Kinda plugged in.
As someone who falls for every brands April Fools Day joke, this was a hard month for you.
But hey, at least you only thoughtoneof theBarbieposter parodies was real before figuring out it was a meme.
1630 POINTS: Above-average online.
You consideredgoing to Cornelia Streetto pay your respects but thought better of it.
3140 POINTS: Irreparably internet-damaged.
Last month kept you very busy.
Youve already attempted to Francesca Stugot several men in your life.
They did not fall for it.
