House of Villains
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should be firing at with future (god-willing) iterations of the series.
88: Dont trust me, says Bobby in a confessional.
At the end of the world, itll be cockroaches and Johnny Bananas roaming the land.
Our Battle Royale is called Cold and Calculated, and its the funniest challenge yet.
Each villain is given a chest, held shut by three locks.
The villain who unlocks all their locks first wins the challenge.
Their hammers arealsoencased in ice blocks; the only way to get to them is through body heat.
God works hard, but the devils of reality TV work harder.
Joel McHale stares wordlessly with a twinkle in his eye, watching small-screen gold being made.
Joel confirms it: Omarosa is our Villain of the Week.
If thats Shakes definition of cleanup duty, I fear to imagine what his home looks like.
We cut to Omarosa in the kitchen with Corinne, Anfisa, and Tanisha.
Baby, the last time I was this confused, I stepped on a scale, Tanisha says.
I love her so much.
Maybe I want her to win?
She doesnt deserve it from a gameplay POV, but lets give this woman the check!
Later, Omarosa invites allies Anfisa and Fairplay to the reward.
Its the old I never meant for him to go home!
Omarosa, a queen at reading the room, senses Fairplays dissent and pivots.
At the Hit List ceremony, its Shake, Corinne, and Tanisha on the chopping block.
Not on my watch.
Child, Ive been interviewing people like Im Barbara Walters in this bitch, she spits.
Do you understand me?
Getting all the teaandthe Henny.
It pains me how good at making TV this woman is.
More, more,morecurtain-lifting!
I guess we have to mention Corinne and Tanisha holding a funeral for the New York doll?
There, thats our mention.
