House of Villains
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Wait, were three episodes into this series and were just evicting the first villain now?
Oh, yeah, thats who goes, by the way.
(Also, bring backRemote Control.)
The eviction makes perfect sense, really.
Jax was a physical threat (never an intellectual one) and he snored.
The snoring alone means it was time to go.
Now, who is going to be theNo.
1 guy in the group?
Anyway, while hes strumming with Corinne, New York hears him say that she is loud and annoying.
Okay, is New York faking being this insane for the camera or is this the real deal?
Is this unhinged or is it strategy?
After a few yes-or-no questions, they determine it is a Real Housewife.
Danielle would have been amazing on this show; why didnt they keep her on full-time?
There are also 20 random extras in masks at the gathering.
Some of the contestants arent even trying.
You know, for your game.
The next morning, Johnny has to decide who to take on his luxury reward.
He chooses Tanisha, because he trusts her, and Omarosa, because he doesnt.
Couldnt they have just sent them to a spa?
Johnny does introduce Tanisha to the idea of a blindside.
I have watched countless hours ofSurvivorandBig Brotherand know a thing or two about a blindside.
I love a blindside.
What I dont understand is what purpose it serves here.
Johnny just gets to nominate whomever he wants; why the need for secrecy?
The house is about to turn on you.
She starts stomping her feet in a temper tantrum, crying and saying that she didnt write it.
How did no one think of this?
Why did no one just do a simple handwriting analysis?
How dumb are these villains?
He nominates New York for obvious reasons.
You sabertooth, hammerhead bastard, New York shouts after flipping him the bird.
I dont care what you say because Im not leaving.
Also, how can she be so sure shes not leaving?
Its not like its entirely in her hands.
Just email it toBriansSpankBank@HornyGays.com.
Yeah, she was trying too hard.
Solid work, Joel.
You should be a comedian.
Then its time for Johnnys blindside.
She immediately breaks out intoBachelor-level tears, shouting about how she didnt write the note.
Yes, its a blindside.
Yes, everyone is shocked.
