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The Academy is not having it.

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Weve run many scenarios.

But that doesnt mean its time for the Academy to get complacent.

3.Cocaine Bearcrashes the ceremony and gets the entire audience coked up.

The orchestra is horribly out of tune, causing the spirit ofLydia Tarto possess Cate Blanchett.

5.Principal Ava Colemanstorms the stage and declares herself Best Principal.

Everyone stops watching the ceremony because Rihanna drops herlong-awaited albumin the middle of the broadcast.

8.M3ganstarts a fight in the Dolby Theatre aisles to find out whichkiller dollslays the most, literally.

Heartbreakstops feeling goodin a place like this.

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