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This week I got my wish: The spotlight shifted to Aki and Luna.
Maybe this will inspire Akis very ownMarriage Story?
Even the title of tonights episode was a cheeky wink to the film world!
And right after theGolden Globes?
Audrey and Max seem to realize they fucked up.
They ask each other if theyre terrible partners for bailing on his little film thing.
Unfortunately, the only answer is yes.
They claim they thought he was moderating Q&As all week, which, sure, Jan. Quick question: Who is watching Audrey at this time?
Certainly Audreys Ray Donovan daddy isnt babysitting her.
Hes busy grossly snapping pics of Julien and his bride-to-be, Jessica, to send to Gossip Girl!
Youre literally in your late 40s?
Why are you DMing a gossip account for teenagers?
Speaking of parenting in absentia, Luna Las mami seems to take the cake.
Dolores de la Cruz doesnt give a flying fuck about her daughter.
We learn that she ditched Luna when she was 9 years old and never looked back.
This backfires, of course, and Luna and Monet find themselves banned from the afterparty.
Im sure Dolores can get her hands on Hilaria Baldwins contact information.
Monet getting knocked down a peg or two certainly affected her, but lets be real.
Monet isnt all of a sudden a dutiful daughter because Gossip Girl said her reign was over.
In fact, too much public persecution could transform Monet into something much worse.
Kate has gone full Joker mode.
This relationship is so cringe to me; Im choosing to ignore it until it peters out.
Obies so-called alliance with Gossip Girl is also losing steam.
But then again, Obie is dumb.
Didnt he start this gig five minutes ago?
Forget #TheZoyaLottCut, show me the money, literally.
Spotted
First Hunter Harris, now Jia Tolentino!
Who will be the next journalist making a cameo?
Jessica Pressler for a return round?
And last but not least, Rachel Zegler shade.
