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Happy Throwback Thursday, Upper East Siders!
I did appreciate that this throwback episode keeps the focus on the throwbacks.
We take a trip back to 2009, and Georgina Sparks is at the wheel.
She needs to think bigger!
She could have been Huma!
Eleanor Waldorf joins us again as Kikis gracious mentor.
(Im champing at the bit for Blair to show up even though I know that wont happen.)
Monet tries to warn Zoya that her mom is just playing her, but little Z doesnt listen.
(She never does!)
Freud would have a field day with the de Haans.
Camille wants to hurt her daughter.
She wants to teach her a lesson!
And shes not the only one.
(Cue theHunger Gamescannon noise.)
Im sorry, but who the fuck on Juliens feed would care?
Julien, for whatever reason, trusts her and invites her onto the livestream without telling Audrey.
Jessica seizes the spotlight and flips the scripts, claiming that Kiki Hope stole all of her designs.
This is a logistical question: I always assumed that Juliens stories were live?
Jessica asks when it will go live, to which Julien responds that it never will.
Are all Stop the Story episodes prerecorded content?
Im truly curious for clarification here.
Jessica shows up at the luncheon with Audreys dad in tow.
Theyre now engaged and after something even bigger.
Theyre her designs, she says, naming Julien as her muse.
And just like that, Kikis chances at a comeback are canceled.
Is the only journalist he knows Nelly Yuki?
I can imagine a number of reporters whod want to get their hands on this story.
Im sure his little DSA Signal groups could help guide him in the right direction.
I find it implausible that the only outlet left is Gossip Girl, but Ill let it go.
Heidi reveals that their Mutter paid someone off, and Obie finds the receipts!
But, alas, Mommie Dearest escapes evasion one last time.
To mourn, Obie and Julien rekindle their relationship.
I told you this was a throwback episode!
Give us Luna La and her new lover!
I want to know why she keeps her heart close!
I will hand it to Georgina and say that igniting a feud between Audrey and Julien is genius.
Monet and her minions want it too bad.
Everyone knows shes certifiable.
But Audrey and Julien?
Their relationship runs deep, and it could get super-messy superfast.
Fucking with these two could pay off.
Think Basic Blair and Serena going full Chernobyl.
Another gorgeous touch from Georgina?
Matching with Jordan on Hinge.
I didnt think Jordan had it in him!
He was willing to roofie two kids to keep their dirty little secret from getting out.
Jordan, babe, you know what it never really was?
And now Kates head is spinning because she kissed Jordan and she liked it.
But whats happening with Gossip Girl?
Is Jordan out of the picture for good?
Is Mike just … gone?
Will Georgia go back to her roots or get bored?
