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Even lowly teacher Kate gets to come as Monets private tutor.
The kids may be alright, but the parents are certainly not.
I have a lot of questions about Kates incognito efforts.
Why wouldnt she just make the call calmly in a secure location?
The answer: Kate is chaotic.
The de Haans desperately need to get a life.
Theyre too wealthy and too connected to be playing with an anonymous gossip blog.
If you want to screw over Nick Lott for seeking a new opportunity, just do it.
Speaking of, Im actually glad that Nicks career is (seemingly) ruined.
The Lott Legal Action Firm?
Nick has been with the de Haans for … six episodes?
Thats, what, six weeks?
Outmaneuvering your overlord requiresoutmaneuvering, not acting like an amateur.
If I were Gossip Girl, I would avoid leaving any traces.
Audrey and Max accompany him as his dates because the throuple is in trouble and needs a weekend getaway.
At school, Max doubles down and admits he meant what he said.
Once again, Audrey and Aki freeze.
This price seems low even for Julien, who has no money.
But Aki says hell double it if she tells his girlfriend it was all a setup.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is trickle-down economics in action.
All it takes is one push alert to send their shaky foundation tumbling down.
Max wants some respect, for crying out loud.
Hes sick of being cast aside.
Throwing your mom in jail is one thing, but framing her for your own mistake?
XOXO
Spotted: Juliens blue Balenciaga Cagole and bad wig.
Someone throwing a tomato not even an heirloom at Monet is golden.
