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But not this month.
Instead I would just like to express thanks.
So this issue is a tribute to all of you Scandoval lovers.
But first, the big question facingVanderpumpfans: Where do we go from here?
ThePost-ScandovalEraIsUponUs
How in Lisa Vanderpumps pink garden are they going to film season 11?
The cast knows that those conditional demands never work, Baskin says.
Its a matter of dialing in what is organic for the group to be together, what makes sense.
And knowing we want to see where they go from here.
It cant be a show with separate islands.
That doesnt work and its not exciting if we have groups who agree with each other but never interact.
I agree with what he says, buthowexactly is that going to happen?
Will there be cast parties at Tom Tom and no one shows up but the Toms?
And what if production does force everyone to hang out with the Toms?
Thats not really a show I want to watch.
And what about Raquel?
Baskin says theyre in talks with her team, but she cant be capable of doing another season.
I dont know that Iwantto see her do another season.
Yeah, what she did was awful, but this horse is already dead.
We dont have to set it on fire while it tries to apply false eyelashes.
So if Raquel is out, who is coming back?
That leaves us with Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright, the heirs to a MeeMaws Beer Cheese fortune.
And this season did show some improvements outside of the Scandoval of it all.
Do Ariana and her coterie of gays get more attention for sitting around watchingLove Island?
We want absolute messiness, and we want it now.
Just letting that fence give her inner thighs splinters.)
But again: How?
Just just dont let the answer on either coast, or really ever in life be Jax Taylor.
Who FromSuccessionHas What It Takes to SurviveVanderpump Rules?
LOSER: Lightning BoltsNot even Zeus wants his anymore.
Shellac that wig and never take it off.
LOSER: White Nail PolishItsJoey Buttafuoco pantsfor millennials.
(Yes, Tom, it is a time commitment, butthats what makes it fun!)
LOSER: Coors LightThe Toms and Raquels drink of choice was disgusting to start with.
Now its on a whole different level.
LOSER: Andy CohenHes an executive producer on all theHousewivesshows, but notPump Rules.
However,his facesdid win the reunion.
Checking in on Tom Schwartz on FoxsStars on Mars.
He narrowly escaped being booted first and left us this very telling quote.
TheNameGame
From the first moment Raquel graced our television screens, I didnt like her.
Vanderpump Rules: Lala knows deep down inside she and Raquel are the same person.
I dont buy it!
Surely Im not the only one who thinks something romantic happened between them long before the cameras started rolling?
[Season 4 Episode 9]
