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Love is in the air at the Woodstone B&B!

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Its a busy time.

Even in the most desperate of times, no one really wants to watch Petes improv.

The date goes incredibly well.

He doesnt care that, according to Sam, they are loving the smell of your testicles!

The man just wanted a nice dinner with his wife.

But its for the greater good.

Im really rooting for the hippie and the Viking to make it work!

Unfortunately for both me and Thor, the next morning, Flower forgets the date even happened.

He decides the best course of action is to recreate the date entirely and hopes she remembers this time.

Sam should show him50 First Datesfor some inspo, but perhaps at another time!

Sam confronts her about it, and we learn that Flower had an entire life before becoming a hippie.

She was in law school!

And engaged to be married to a man named Michael!

Look at our Flower with all the depth and complexity going on!

He understands loss and pain, too.

They can navigate it together.

Flowers on board for a second date, and they share another kiss just for good measure.

Its a real opposites attract situation, and Im here for it.

Flower and Thor arent the only ghost couple in the house, though, remember?

and almost immediately rankles Hetty when he imposes on her standing Weekly Ponder date with Isaac.

You see, every week, they spend time staring out the window and pondering lifes great mysteries.

Those include but are not limited to: Why are we here?

What is our purpose?

Do fish have nightmares?

Its important stuff, and when Nigel asks to join, Hetty is not havingit.

Even after Nancy the Basement Ghost!

So what does Hetty do?

Well, first, she vents to Trevor, WHO SHE IS STILL HAVING SEX WITH!

This news is truly the greatest Valentines Day gift I couldve ever received.

The guy just wants to have a heart-to-heart with his girl!

He really listens to her stories!

I cannot wait until these two are outed.

What a glorious time that will be.

to a party at the exact same time as Nigels.

His thank you for doing this to Hetty is so sincere.

The plan works: Nigels party is a bust.

But then Isaac leaves the room.

Oh, this rivalry is very muchon.

The two livings remain very cute!

Okay, so its not the greatest pep talk.

She just said she was nervous.

And then overshared about some sort of road orgy.

A lot of times we were outdoors walking from one building to another.

Just flawless delivery from Sheila Carrasco right there.

The pile-on in regards to Petes romantic life continues.

Do others who actually have success at dating agree?

Now thats love, people.