Ghosts
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
Prepare yourselves for angst and angry stomp outs and lots of I hate yous because shes baaaaaaack.
Teenagers are objectively scarier than ghosts, so a teenage ghost?
No one is safe.
I mean, that part is mostly true and very sad, he just omits the sneakers thing.
Plus, he informs her, hes a taken man these days.
Jay is nothing if not a romantic, you know?
But it doesnt matter; Stephanie is now on the warpath to destroy every couple she can.
Stephanie shows Sam the sneakers hidden in the attic.
Hes not unhappy, but hesnotnot unhappy, just a little bit.
What can they do?
In the end, though, Stephanies plan backfires.
He probably loves that last thing the most.
No offense to Sam, but Jay really needs some friends.
Stephanies other attempts at becoming the Destroyer of Love at Woodstone have about the same success rate.
Those two and the concept of owls will be just fine.
On what other show, friends?
On what other show?
If youre keeping count, thats three strikes for Stephanie.
She doesnt even attempt to take on Isaac and Nigel.
Its Nancy, the cholera ghost, who saves the day: Hasnt Stephanie met Ralph before?
No ones met Ralph before!
Ralph is a teen cholera ghost whos been hanging out in the basement this whole time.
Could this be true love?
Well, there is one major roadblock: Ralph is wearing glasses and looks like a total dork.
You look like that under those?
she asks in amazement.
I only heard music three times in my life.)
before having their own Samantha Baker/Jake Ryan kiss moment.
What will her sojourn down from the attic bring next year?
As Sas puts it, Ugh, it never gets less painful to watch.
Alberta on Sam and Jay: Im rooting for them.
Its gonna be a bummer watching them wither and die, but right now, this is nice.
No one remembers that he dated car ghost Jessica for like a week a few months ago.
Sas has really been MIA in this back half of the season, hasnt he?
More Sas in season three!
