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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away … Nicholson is a funny, captivating, well-informed narrator, the perfect eyes through which to view the experience.

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She went in an optimist and left utterly defeated, and watching that journey unfold is worth the runtime.

The pole is a brand-new Star Wars villain who thwarted Nicholson repeatedly on the Halcyon.

Again, this is $6,000.

So itsunfortunateat best anddefraudingat worst that some guests assigned seats had zero view of the show.

A pole show is all they got, and not even the stripper kind.

Nicholson notes that shes not evensureits a load-bearing pole rather than merely aesthetic.

On May 22, a former Starcruiser cast member published an essay forScreenrantdefending the experience against its haters.

This post got absolutely ratiod on Twitter by a user who posted pole.

Give the pole a role on one of your approximately 500 Disney+ streamingStar Warsseries.

At least sell collectible pole pins at Star Wars: Galaxys Edge.

Nicholsons video is one of the most viralStar Warsmoments to happen since we first laid eyes on Baby Yoda.

The people want pole.