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Yes,Jack Harlowis serious.
Needless to say, listening to it has left me with more questions than answers.
So, like Harlow on closing track Questions, Im going to ask them all right now.
How did this man get so jacked?
Did Harlow ever think about flippingJumpmaninto a song called Jackman?
Or, what the hell, getting Hugh Jackman to sing a hook on this thing?
Why does this album title need a period.
What A&R consultant rewatched Harlows politicalBET cypherand decided we needed more conscious rap from him?
Did Harlow just rap The dialect got a little splash of some Black on it … in a blaccent?
How does such a mid rapper keep bagging some of the better beats in mainstream rap?
Who lied to Harlow and told him he was the hardest white boy since Eminem?
So if Harlows at Carmichaels, a bookstore,can he read?
Sorry, does heliketo read?
Whoisthe rapper that we were claiming a mainstay onThey Dont Love It?
And how does Harlow know they never gon maintain?
If Harlow gets FaceTime calls about God from Justin too, how often isJustin Bieber randomly FaceTiming other celebrities?
Why is Harlow rapping about reading articles about himself after hejustrapped about never searching his name?
What if Harlow did trymore actin and less rhymin?
How many ways can Harlow repackage the same flow on this album?
How often is Harlow going to1 OAK, anyway?
Has Harlow honestly ever called his friends brethren?
Did anyone tell Harlow to tone down Gang Gang Gang in the slightest?
Wait, was I just bobbing my head to that beat?
Did Harlow run these white-privilege bars by Macklemore first?
But really, how much did Harlow pay Dahi and Boi-1da for these beats?
If Harlow wants to make anthems, does he think he started with this album?
Whos the girlfriend Harlow is keeping under wraps?
If Harlow says The masses never heard your boy rapping so honestly, well, have you?
Can we have silly Jack Harlow back now?
