Emily in Paris
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Im sorry, but I lied.
Emily, who is reviled by Camilles entire family.
And its not like the show hasnt acknowledged Camilles family before.
Her parents are recurring characters!
So where are they?
Gabriel is so worked up that hes been calling hospitals.
Mindy, meanwhile, is being courted back by Nicolas while wearing thigh-high metallic-blue boots.
I thought they broke up, but I guess it was just an argument.
And, like, healsodidnt have to pay for the clothes?
Also, whatisthe JVMA aesthetic?
Not that anything on this show makes sense, but I just want you to know Im paying attention!
Julien is thrilled to be at the very swanky JVMA offices where everyone is finally speaking French.
(Its still insane to me that everyone speaks English at Agence Grateau, entirely for Emilys benefit?)
At least the office is nice?
Ahh, back to the people I love: Sylvie and Laurent.
Laurent wants to have sex before work because his priorities are correct.
I find it extremely unlikely that all of this mission-critical information wasnt in some Google Doc somewhere!!
And even Luc would not be so idiotic as to repeat the idiot part of Juliens speech out loud.
Im so embarrassed for Sylvie, most of all, who must be present for this entire interaction.
We are too connected for good cinema.
And then something like THIS happens and I realize Ive actually been too soft.
(Does France have the same truth-in-advertising laws as the U.S.?)
I dont mean to be a bitch here, but couldnt Camille have, like … left a note?
Texted the girls chat?
I must be gentler on them!!
Theyre doing so well, considering!
Sad Gabriel is wearing a hoodie when Sofia arrives from Athens so they can come clean to each other.
They are on friendly terms by the time Emily and Camille return.
Where has she been sleeping?
Why is shealsowearing emergency clothes from the Monet gift shop?
Am I to believe she fled her life with only the clothes on her back?
Just as I am supposed to buy that Emilys bangs just air-dried like that?
