Elsbeth
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A troublesome reality star threatening blackmail against the executive producer who plainly loathes her and all of her co-stars?
An imperious and deeply irritating octogenarian refusing to relinquish her viselike grip on her co-op?
The only possible solution: murder!
Well, in the skull, but thats neck adjacent!
and her handy brass statuette of Cupid?
Claudia is another glamorous New Yorker whose style and persona Elsbeth immediately wants to emulate.
Like Margo, Claudia knows what she wants and insists very cleverly on getting it.
Commandeering some of her husbands schedule to go over seating arrangements for their upcoming gala fundraiser?
Tolerating no refusals when Elsbeth tries to get out of attending said gala?
Absent this pesky secret corruption investigation Elsbeth is conducting, they could be friends!
Under her guidance, Dennis Pagano of the Teaneck Paganos was transformed into Australian multimillionaire cryptocurrency maven Gabriel Erwood.
Also, unlike Dennis, Gabriel had perfect teeth, no tattoos, and was dedicated to physical fitness.
And how did the meet-cute happen between these two schemers?
Put another way: If only hed come clean with Lainey before informing Margo of his plan!
Alas, none of these three fictional silly gooses reached out to request my sage advice!
The not-so-exact replica only has two arrows in its quiver and is made of far heavier solid bronze.
That darling little brass fellow turned right up.
Margo seems more offended than furious at having been caught.
The not-so-exact copy set her back $60,000, and it didnt even fool anyone!
Hes the owner of Flair-All, a successful fast-fashion company.
Wait, isnt Flair-All where the irate Wally from acouple of episodes agoworked?
As Wagner and Claudia are falling asleep later that night, Claudia mentions how curious Elsbeth is.
Justice for the Garden State!
