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Sure,Ken and Barbieare boyfriend-girlfriend.

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But whats Ken really been up to when he hits the beach with his bros?

Sam Smith has some ideas on Man I Am, their contribution to theBarbiesoundtrack, out July 21.

Smith sings about a Ken whos crossed the borderline seemingly with other Kens.

See, Im the groove catcher, hottest thing / Six pack and tight G-string, they sing.

No, Im not gay, bro / But Ive been on that lay low.

So is Smith saying theres a DL, bicurious Ken out there?

(Cock Ring Ken, is that you?)

And we thought the queerest thing about this movie would bethat Indigo Girls needle-drop.

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