Girl dinner is over.
Its time for some girl math.
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And what better way to prepare for the school year than with a pop quiz of our own?
Weve rounded up everything that happened online this month and given it a score from one to five.
For whichever item you recognize, you claim those points.
Add them up at the end to see just how online you were in August.
Well run through them quickly.
.New favorite guy
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The only person now more famous than Gordons character, D.J.
Crazy Times, is his crimped-haired companion, Biljana Electronica.
Charli XCX) as part of her first EP on August 18.
.Nice for what?
The pair had also reportedly unfollowed each other on Instagram.
Rumors began swirling was this a publicity stunt or had something happened between Drake and Althoff?
Drake, meanwhile, has spent the past monthbecoming a parenting influencerof his own.
Ask your annoying friends about it.
On August 13,The Righteous Gemstonesstar posteda photo of himselfholding a white fluffy dog on Instagram.
In it, he wears a far-off, dreamy expression, his hair blowing in the wind.
That same day, a new, similarlyethereal photo of Selena Gomezhad dropped, taking this memeto nonsense levels.
Why its a 2:This bit of Twitter tomfooleryreached Gisondo himself.
He shared the memes on his Instagram Story.
Think: West Elm Caleb.
Their split, according to Paul, was amicable, and a long time coming after eight years together.
Thompson has continued to appear in videos with Paul, because daily vloggers can never rest.
.wdym ijbol?
Just accepted the role of CEO at ijbol industries - thank you all for the support.
I will be hiring a new board so feel free to reply with your proposed role and qualifications
Notanotherreboot.
Vice President Kamala Harris is ijbol, for instance.
Stick to safer, more millennial territory insteadmaybe ROFLCOPTER will make a comeback next.
Now that theyre full up on girl dinner, theyre attempting arithmetic.
The hosts then justify said purchase by using girl math.
$5,600 on travel, accommodations, and tickets for four nights of Taylor SwiftsErastour?
.Keeping up with Kermit
What did Ijustsay about following internet-famous pets?
Luckily Kermit, the 13-year-old dog belonging to Jenna Marbles and husband Julien Solomita, is still with us.
But on August 15 Solomita shared an update about his health on Twitch.
Hes having kind of a hard time lately, he said.
Its hard to see your dogs get old.
Hes been a staple throughout her content ever since, until she retired back in 2020.
.Design-your-own drama
Were you an influencer, or were you influenced?
Thats the question at the heart of the truly petty drama that consumed interior design TikTok this month.
KaarinJoy madea video in response, saying that she never meant anything malicious by taking inspiration from TayBeepBoops content.
I didnt think I had done anything wrong.
However, stragglers are still diligently commenting things like Did you get permission for this?
and I think I saw this on KaarinJoys page first on TayBeepBoops recent videos.
The drama may be gone, but its certainly not forgotten.
For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.
I really dont want the worst for anyone, McCraw told NBC News.
I want the best for everyone.
But I really do think we need to move forward.
Its just we need to move forward being safe and making the right choices.
Other users are nowsharing their own coversof What Was I Made For?
(Queenzzielocthevoices Version) as well asremixing and combiningthe over forty covers Smith has posted of the single.
So how online were you this month?
015 POINTS: Kinda plugged in.
It got fourteen likes!
1630 POINTS: Above-averagely online.
Youve tried slipping ijbol into your internet correspondence, but no one gets it.
You dove into the interior design drama, and now your FYP is ruined.
3144 POINTS: Irreparably internet damaged.
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