Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Larry undergoing a mock trial is Larry at his most unfocused and obnoxious.
(Nobody likes a big shot.)
Maybe on the way there we get into a fight, which is more than likely.
And is he wrong?
The whole exchange is liftedstraight from theSeinfeldSmelly Car episode, which also involves a valet.
(The valet attendant leaves an awful smell in Jerrys car, forcing him to get it deionized.)
You could have a colostomy bag.
The attendants response is one for the books: There are two people in the valet world, sir.
And youre a tosser.
AnotherSeinfeldreference comes when Larry signs the documents and marvels at Jeffs lawyerspen.
(He refuses to let Larry keep the pen, resisting theI like it gambit.)
What can I do for this guy?
Can I buy him a new bag?
Like a really expensive like a Louis Vuitton colostomy bag?
(Nicolas Ghesquiere, this is your sign to make a Louis Vuitton colostomy bag.)
Vonderdonk is not a real cheese, but it sure sounds like one.
America, for the love of God, pay your schoolteachers.)
Susie argues that Possession is nine-tenths of the law!
to which Larry replies, Is the other one-tenth fucking over your friend and eating his cheese?
After delivering a seething, Who are you people, Larry possesses their pomegranate juice and marches off.
Youre making him eat salads, but then you make him a melt?
A MELT?!)
He did not, and Conan is not happy.
(Funny enough,Conan has a goldenin real life.)
DiCarlo clearly milks the situation, making for a very, very awkward exchange with Larry.
We all got a lot of baggage, he says, as Larry cringes.
(Yet another side note: Who would take Venmo for a car purchase?
Later, Richard also says hell Venmo Larry.
Feels like more of a Zelle crowd.)
Do not, under any circumstances,babeme, ever.
You think I feel good about it?
I had to rewind this scene several times just to reexperience the burst of laughter it gave me.
Richards friendly rivalry with Larry will never cease to be hysterically tender.
When Larry returns to the office building, he sees that his hybrid car has been unplugged.
He pulled the plug, just as Larry joked he would while Jeff is under anesthesia.
Naturally, what everyone has warned Larry about tossing happens: The keys hit him in the eye.
says Conan, echoing Larrys insistence that valet attendants like to play catch.)
Larry realizes he was played like the acoustic guitar Conan was plucking in his mid-century Brentwood Hobbit home.
At 31 minutes, this episode pulled no punches while keeping things moving through tight plotting and smooth editing.
Leonisms
This is a white-man car right here.
Whod you get it from, Mr. Peanut?
The motherfucker with the monocle and the top hat?
Did Marilyn Monroe fuck JFK in a car like this?
