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The Pop-Tarts mascot died for our sins December 28.
After the game he will be devoured, the announcer said.
He will die, and he will be his own last meal.
Sure enough, Strawberry was slowly lowered into a giant toaster.
Normally when people say that, theyre talking about dreams like going to Paris.
Not being cooked and eaten by strangers.
But go off, Strawberry.
Sorry about your really scary dreams that could only be escaped by dying.
The fully cooked Strawberry was then taken out of the toaster and consumed by the crowd.
Officials (priests?)
took chunks of his body and flung them into the crowd.
The pop tart mascot climbed it.
