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Almost two months ago,Bradley Cooper left the Academy Awardswith approximately zero awards for his filmMaestro.
Coopers been lying low since, leaving us all to wonder this: Whats next for our Maestro?
Lets review the case.
Was it aMaestropublicity stunt?
A new business venture?
After two days, however, Danny and Coops closed up shop.
Is the best venture for an Oscar nominee appearing in gelato ads?
Do we believe him when he says 100 percent real fruit?
Is he reallyraising the jar?
He went to the Eras Tour (again!)
And doing that in Paris, no less, with your girlfriend and your other friends boyfriend?
We should all be so lucky.
Trades reported that the studiosubmittedCooper for consideration as a Guest Comedy Actor for his cameo appearance.
The verdict: People love tomisinterpretawards self-submission when it comes to awards season as a sign of profound ego.
But studios are doing this all the time.
This Louis Vuitton sweater is no exception.
The verdict: If Maestro is comfortable, then Im comfortable.
Youd be happy if your friend did just one of these, let alone all five.
Why would Bradley Cooper be any different?
